Read Trooper's New Novel "Lost Armada"

A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Mutual of Omaha's Friday Demotivation

After the extremely questionable All Cleavage Friday Demotivation feature posted two weeks ago, we are running a much more wholesome edition this week. Believe me, most of the staff here at Dogs & Jeans have barely been able to sleep with the shame of all those barely concealed breasts. Although most of us are still struggling to recover, we are committed to providing you, the readers, with an all-animal version of this ever popular feature. This should be enough to assuage some of our guilt.

At least until next week when I'm sure there will be a few more asses and nipples thrown back in. Just like a good three beer buzz, guilt doesn't last for ever.























































































10 comments:

J in the Cave said...

While there may not be any cleavage in this week's edition, I am glad to see that some of the animals are "gettin' it on". I will wait patiently for next weeks edition. After all, other than here at Dogs and Jeans, there is really no place to view lovely ladies in various stages of dress or depravity. Have a great weekend!

Jaina said...

Trooper, I never thought I'd say this but I think this is almost too wholesome ;) But still wonderful. I love Fridays on your blog.

Mala said...

These are awesome. Platoon cat rocks.

Danielle said...

That is where my damn cat went.

Ms Scarlett said...

Damn Skeptical Hippo...... he's so... skeptical!

Morgan the Muse said...

okay, that bear picture is amazing.

ZenMom said...

I almost choked on my gum. That's the sign of a good post, right there, my friend.

tammy said...

I love Skeptical Hippo and the patient dog. What a good doggy.

Farmers Wife said...

I think I'm going to do a blog post dedicated to you and bring you my favourite motivational posters, because they really rock, don't they. I should have it done soon, so keep checking in (of course this is a blatant way of making sure you check out my blog regularly.....)

Trooper Thorn said...

J Cave: What's the deal with the lack of scantily clad gals on the 'Net? It's like a library these days!

Jaina: Thanks. I'll keep it up, even if it was only for you.

Mala: His name is Elias.

Danielle: And you put all those posters up too.

Ms Scarlette: Always watching, judging.

Morgan: I bet the photographer was thinking something else.

ZenMom: Safety first: spit it out when blogging.

tammy: I knew you were an animal lover.

Farmer's Wife: How could I turn down such a nice invitation?