Disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is scheduled to give an address at Harvard University’s Ethics Center. Just in case the Universe is ever running low on irony, Dogs & Jeans suggests a few other notable people who should give lectures:
- Kanye West: “Humility, or How I learned to just sit in the audience and enjoy the show without interrupting.”
- Sarah Palin: “Knowing Your Limits”
- Lindsey Lohan: “The Importance of Sobriety”
- Manny Ramirez and Alex Rodriguez: “Competing Clean – How We Did It”
- Rosie O’Donnell: “5 Rules for Meeting Men”
- Jon & Kate: “Putting the Kids First – Divorce the Healthy Way”
- Donald Trump: “All Women Are Beautiful on The Inside”
- Richard and Mayumi Heene: “Kids and Balloons – The Peanut Butter and Jelly of Childhood Fun”
- Brett Favre: "Saying Goodbye"
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Another stellar job. You must pay your crack research team very well. Any openings? Here is my contribution to apply: US Fed & Treasury - Investing For Fun and Profit.
Bwahahahaha. ;)
Bill Clinton- How to define sexual relations.
Oh...how true!!!
How bout Oprah on "money isn't everything"
Brilliant.
J in the D: You'd be welcome to come on board. I pay in "karma". The talk you suggested is being sponsored by AIG.
ZenMom: Thanks.
Danielle: Speech sponsered by Trojans.
TentCamper: Good one.
S & P: Thanks.
Dude, I totally would go to see Trump, man.
Hahahahahah!!! You're too funny!
Good one!
Good picks
Haha.
The Brett Favre one made me chuckle.
Morgan: At least he's on TV less these days.
Janie, WVW and Peach Tart: Thanks
W Writer: Brett's a funny guy.
These are awesome. I particularly like the Kanye one.
Michael Vick - Enjoying Man's Best Friend
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