Decode Rap Music in the Privacy of Your Own Home

At long last, the Internet has become useful. Sure you can buy stuff on eBay, do your banking, read the newspaper, and I understand there are even nude images of women available if you look really hard. However, it has not been until the recent launch of Rapexegis that the true practical nature of the web as a tool for knowledge has emerged.


Have you listened to your kids' rap music and wondered what on earth Ghostface Killah meant by:

"them honies had fat asses.

Noses runnin' from the raw,

they hid behind they glasses"?

Have you found yourself humming Jay-Z's "Run This Town" when you realized you had no clue what:

"let me get back to this paper.

I’m a couple bands down and

I'm tryin' get back"

was about?

Now you can click over to Rapexegis to learn all about the cocaine addicted women with big bums who are the inspiration behind such lyrics. Read about the wads of unmarked drug money that is gambled away or laundered in underground gambling that form the central message to some of America's youth's favorite music.

You'll spend hours pouring over previously undecipherable lyrics from Lil Wayne, Jadakiss and The Notorious B.I.G. Impress your friends at the golf club or book group with your knowledge of colloquial expressions such as "hood bitch", "wig pulled back" and "pussy popping".

Now if only someone could explain what the hell Charlene was singing about when she sung:

"I've been to Paradise,

But I've never been to me"