- Seduce Tom Cruise into leaving Katie Holmes for her, then wait until Cruise leaves her for someone else. Ride the wave of sympathy Baby!
- How about a Bake Sale? Everybody enjoys a good bake sale.
- Have a guest appearance on "Entourage" as Turtle's Hot Mom.
- Kick a last second field goal for the New England Patriots to win the SuperBowl. Then punch Tom Brady in the mouth, just to pander to Americans who hate the Patriots.
- Find Bin Laden.
- Develop an alternative fuel source. Name it "Palinine".
- Gain custody of Michael Jackson's children and raise them in Alaska on weekly web show. C'mon, you must know people in CFS who can make this happen?
- Propose a National Health Care solution... no, wait... that strategy makes you unpopular.
Friday, July 24, 2009
An ABC/Washington Post poll has found the soon-to-be-former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has an uphill climb ahead of her if she hopes to run for President. Dogs & Jeans' Crack Political Consulting Team has come up with several ways she can build her popularity ahead of 2012:
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