Friday, July 31, 2009

Presidential Alcohol Promotes Racial Harmony

Yesterday, President Obama held a "summit" of sorts with Dr. Skip Gates and Sgt. Jim Crowley over beers and much common ground was found. VP Biden contacted Dogs & Jeans after to share some very surprising comments from the meeting :

First Round of Drinks:

  • "Didn't the fact that my drivers license had the house address on it clue you in at all?"

  • "For a black guy, it's weird how you can't say "yo mamma" with any believability."

  • "Why is the Secret Service guy tasting my beer?"

  • "Were you a prick before you became a cop, or did they teach you that?"

  • "Why does Harvard's Football team suck so much?"

Second Round of Drinks:

  • "Can we get some pretzels or something? I'm allergic to peanuts"

  • "Sarah Palin? I would totally hit that!"

  • "Health care reform is totally fucked."

  • "You know what we should do? We should form a band!"

  • "Congress is totally fucked."

  • "Can I see your gun?"

Third Round of Drinks:

  • "No way B! Why'd you get it tattooed on there?"

  • "You two guys have the coolest hair, the way it's all curly and shit."

  • "Hey, let's get out of here. Can the Secret Service get us into some clubs?"

  • "I love you Man!"


Cocotte said...

Nice photo, once again. You killed me with the starting of the band comment - you need to come up with some names.

Vodka Mom said...

that was good.

:-) And how did you get her head on MY body???

Distributorcap said...

i can only wonder what was said on the second round of drinks

only a movie said...

Did the McCain campaign pay for those too?

Great summit recap, Trooper?

Trooper Thorn said...

Cocette: How about "Smashing Nixon"?

Vodka Mom: Thanks; I find discrete video surveillance is the most effective technique, like in the "Nanny Diaries".

Distributor Cap: The more they drank, the more tearful grew the conversation.

Movie Girl: McCain supplied the chicken wings and nachos.

Jaina said...

LMAO. I see the makings of a comedy film here...

Trooper Thorn said...

Jaina: Maybe not a film, but at least an SNL skit that goes on too long.

Anonymous said...

It was certainly interesting for me to read that post. Thanx for it. I like such topics and everything that is connected to them. I definitely want to read a bit more soon.

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