First Round of Drinks:
- "Didn't the fact that my drivers license had the house address on it clue you in at all?"
- "For a black guy, it's weird how you can't say "yo mamma" with any believability."
- "Why is the Secret Service guy tasting my beer?"
- "Were you a prick before you became a cop, or did they teach you that?"
- "Why does Harvard's Football team suck so much?"
- "Can we get some pretzels or something? I'm allergic to peanuts"
- "Sarah Palin? I would totally hit that!"
- "Health care reform is totally fucked."
- "You know what we should do? We should form a band!"
- "Congress is totally fucked."
- "Can I see your gun?"
Third Round of Drinks:
- "No way B! Why'd you get it tattooed on there?"
- "You two guys have the coolest hair, the way it's all curly and shit."
- "Hey, let's get out of here. Can the Secret Service get us into some clubs?"
- "I love you Man!"