Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Is There Still Pop For Anyone To Be The King Of?

Things overheard at the Michael Jackson Memorial Service:
  • “Latoya’s still alive, so I guess she and Michael actually were different people.”
  • “Who’d have thought Elizabeth Taylor would outlive him?”
  • “So a poor black child makes it big in show business and dies as a wealthy, isolated white woman. It just goes to show that in America anything is possible.”
  • “Why couldn’t it have been Michael Flatley instead? Why God, why?”
  • “Now there’s no one left to keep Diana Ross from looking weird.”
  • "If he was married to this Debbie person, who's married to Queen Latifah?"
  • “Has anyone else noticed Jackson’s kids are whiter than Ed Begley?”
  • “It’s strange we haven’t lost a single Osmand yet.”
  • “Were he and Lisa-Marie Presley actually married, or am I thinking of an episode of the Twilight Zone?”
  • “I heard both Bubbles the Chimp and the kid that played Webster were killed by McCauley Culkin in a jealous rage.”
  • “I can’t believe Michael Jordan is dead!”

10 comments:

Swirl Girl said...

I am laughing - at your perfect sense of the absurd.

Vodka Mom said...

very good.........

tammy said...

You always make me giggle.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Too funny!

Was anyone else weirded out by the clip of the memorial service when his daughter was speaking and all the siblings were hovering around her pawing at her?

Trooper Thorn said...

Swirl Girl: Thanks. Where would we be without the absurd? In a world without Judge Judy, that's where.

Vodka Mom: Thanks....

tammy: And that's without me tickling you in any way.

Fancy: It was like they were preparing to eat her.

Cocotte said...

These are too good, Trooper.

Jaina said...

I didn't watch any of it, but those are some great quotes Trooper ;)

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