See if you can identify the booklet’s actual suggestions for changing the target of attacks from the ones Dogs & Jeans made up:
- "Suicide attacks should be at high value and important targets because a brave son of Islam should not be used for low value and useless targets,"
- “Helping old ladies across the street should be done without the use of explosives. Unless they are Jewish”
- “Decadent American beauty pageants should only be blown up after the awarding of Miss Congeniality”
- "In suicide attacks, the killing of innocent people and damage to their property should be minimized."
- “Mujahideen should refrain from disfiguring of people, such as the severing of ears, nose and lips.”
- “Suicide bombing should no longer be used to get kittens out of trees.”
- “Adam Sandler is the greatest actor in the world. We all love The Zohan”
- "Mujahideen must be well behaved, and treat the people properly, in order to get closer to the hearts of civilian Muslims,"
- “While it remains a funny practical joke, the “flaming bag of dog poop on the doorstep” gag should be used only on Enemies of Islam if the bad has a detonation switch.”
- "It is strictly prohibited to exchange prisoners for money. Killing can only be decided by the Imam or his deputy.”
- “Use only high quality video tape and proper lighting when making a video of a captured infidel begging for his life. Grainy or blurry products make all Muslims look bad.”
(Real: 1, 4, 5, 8, 10. Phony: 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 11)