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A fabled Conquistador fortune, a Civil War mystery and a doomed Central American empire collide in the Oregon wilderness. When a young biologist and two luckless treasure hunters find themselves in the sights of a ruthless drug lord, they must choose between their lives and changing the course of history.

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Internet Dating Greeting Cards - Part 5

Between Match.com, Plentyoffish, lavalife, craigslist and other Internet dating sites out there, the nature of relationships between single (hopefully) men and women out there have changed. Your Trooper has been a casual observer of a number of people’s Virtual Relationships Or Online Meetings (VROOM’s) over the past couple of years and can say with no fear of error that it is completely different than dating in the Real World. I'm sure some of you single folks out there are nodding. Let me hear you say “Amen Brother!”

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Hallmark has really missed the opportunity to capitalize on the trend towards Internet dating, as the circumstances people encounter require a whole new type of card. As a public service to all my Bloggy Friends out there, Dogs & Jeans is posting a multi-part posting of New Greeting Cards For Internet Daters.

See Part 1 here

See Part 2 here

See Part 3 here

See Part 4 here

Part 5: A card for your BFF when she is off to meet her handsome, wealthy, sexy, single Internet boyfriend for the first time!

12 comments:

dizzblnd said...

OMG!!! I LOVE that one! These are great!

only a movie said...

Too. Freaking. Funny.

Cocotte said...

OMG....that gives a whole new meaning to "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" doesn't it?

A Free Man said...

Perfect! For all Craig's list users.

sassy stephanie said...

He's hooooot.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

This reminds me of the news story of the 14-year old girl that ran off with her Internet boyfriend. He was 35, pasty-white and weighed about 400 lbs. Scariest looking guy I've ever seen.

Mama Dawg said...

Ooohhhh....I love the second one.

Wait, I meant the first one, THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!

Trooper Thorn said...

Dizzblnd: I see you are the sort of woman who looks for inner beauty then.

Movie Girl: Thanks. A. Lot.

Cocette: Can you figure out which man really needs the suspenders?

Free Man: Craig's List might want to use it as a disclaimer right up front.

Sassy Steph: I'm sure both men would appreciate your comment.

Juggling Jenn: Lots of 'at home' issues in that story I'm afraid.

Mama Dawg: Don't worry. we all know you about the personality, not the looks.

Ann's Rants said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. Given your linky genius, I've read more of your posts than I planned to. I'm stuck on P-mate. The word, the product, well the phenomenon.

Oh, and I liked today's card best. Now stop entertaining me like this. I have things to do, dammit.

Kat said...

Hahaha! I'm giving that to my sister! Hilarious!

Michelle J said...

Great stuff!

Found you from Charmaine!!!

I may stay!!!

Jaina said...

Looks like that guy ate watermelon seeds and drank some water...