The following list of activities is further evidence of Madge and A-Rod's efforts to keep their 'Private Life' private:
- Daily agenda of activities are sky-written early in the morning ensuring the notation blows away by noon
- "Sweet Nothings" to each other may be posted on their blogs, but access is restricted to only those people not living in Guam. If you are from Guam, mind your own freaking business.
- When A-Rod frequents gentlemen's clubs, he shouts at each dancer, "I haven't seen Madonna naked to know if you share any resemblance!"
- Only by playing Madonna's most recent album backwards will you hear her confess "I have stolen Alex Rodriguez's soul and I will stave off death by draining his life force slowly. "
- A-Rod approached the Kansas City Royals for a trade so he could play in a smaller market, thereby spending more quality time out of the limelight with his "special lady/medical oddity". However, when he learned they could only afford to pay him in 50% off Jiffy Lube oil change coupons he reaffirmed his commitment to the Yankees.
- The photo on the Times Square billboard of the two of them making out on top of the body of a homeless drifter was shot with Vaseline on the lens so it gives it a 'hazy, dreamy' quality. Obviously that is intended for 'personal' viewing only.
- Travel by private jet is exactly that: PRIVATE. If they wanted everyone to watch, she's be sitting in his lap in "Coach" next to you!
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Don't forget their MTV reality show which shows what good parents they are together and how they don't allow the kids to watch mindless TV.
I always wondered how she stayed so young looking. It also explains why Sean Penn looks like a 60 year old man.
Man o Man, I do love Madonna. I'll keep my fingers cross that someday I'll sit next to her in coach??
I wonder if that will ever happen?
Good thing I didn't pick "I'll hold my breath".
Happy Thursday
- Jennifer
Can you blame her really? Wouldn't you want to go out with a man named A-ROD instead A-Guy?
confidence is really sexy in a man, you see.
I am pretty sure none of the dancers at the gentlemen's club share a resemblance to Madonnna--in my experience most men prefer to look at a woman who has more than 0% body fat.
Cocette: I think Madonna only lets her kids watch her "Truth or Dare" DVD. They cry about it, but she makes them watch anyway.
Mama D: Does Madonna look young? I think she just looks like one of the aliens from "Cocoon".
Jennifer: I'd like to sit next to Madonna but only so I can laugh when her phoney accent slips.
Swirl Girl: Whatever it takes to get A-Rod hitting in October.
Jenn; We do prefer that. We really do.
See.. I soooooooooo don't follow celebrities and they're mightier than us lives.. I didn't know any of that stuff. People that have more money than they have sense should be strung up by their toes and have quarters thrown at them until they pass out!
Well, she doesn't look 50, that's for sure! However, your assessment is probably much closer to the truth!
I just remember when I saw pictures of Marilyn Monroe when I was younger I totally thought it was Madonna. (I was confused apparently)
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